So legal issues may arise and we have a team that is willing to respond and address any situations at hand. Please email:


Meet Tim


Tim is kind and also a force to be reckoned with… we watched first hand how knowledgeable and vicious (in a good way) he is!! Tim , B.A, M.A, J.D., is a litigator practicing civil litigation and has skills in multiple areas. He is adult industry friendly, non-judgmental, and we trust in him fully. 5/5 stars! Find more about him here:


If you are in need of legal counsel we recommend getting Tim on retainer immediately as he is worth every penny. 

If you are someone coming after us… hope you are prepared for legal scaphism. Start your milk and honey skin treatment by emailing: